listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.  I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.

He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?

This thing is awesome.
I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

we started a new game of civ v

i am representing MOTHER RUSSIA and ashley is FRAhNCE

hikari-no-hoenhaimu:

amazingalphonse:

WHY ARE WE CONTINUALLY AT WAR WITH CHINA I DONT WANT THIS I NEVER WANTED THIS CHINA IS RIGHT BESIDE ME GODDAMNIT GERMANY SAYS NO

I MISS CLICKED IM SORRY AMERICA LOOKS A LOT LIKE CHINA I MEAN MAYBE JAPAN JUST WANTED TO FIGHT WITH CHINA AND FATE MADE ME CLICK THE WRONG THING

CHINA IS GOING TO WIPE GERMANY OFF THE MAP WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK CHINA

WHY IS ALL OF THE WORLD DENOUNCING GERMANY

WHY IS THE WORLD AGAINST GERMANY

WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA

RUDE

WHAT IF I DENOUNCED /YOU/ HUH!?!?

I AM AN ADULT COUNTRY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

infermon:

divine intervention

WHITE FLAG WHITE FLAG GERMANY SURRENDERS PLEASE DONT KILL ME CHINA

doughshin:

who tf says ‘pop’ instead of soda i dont need u in my life

WHY ARE WE CONTINUALLY AT WAR WITH CHINA I DONT WANT THIS I NEVER WANTED THIS CHINA IS RIGHT BESIDE ME GODDAMNIT GERMANY SAYS NO

hikari-no-hoenhaimu:

I ACCIDENTALLY ASKED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND TO DECLARE WAR ON CHINA I MEANT AMERICA FUCKING SHIT

hikari-no-hoenhaimu:

it is 960 BC and America had declared war on Rome, Germany, and Japan

hotdad-erwinsmith:

fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…